Amusing article. Good work!
You wrote:: "Trump claims they were not in a physical relationship, and he only really met her once. " This is Trump's pat answer about everyone he has had a relationship with but who turned on him. It's amazing that he doesn't come up with something new other than, "I hardly knew him (or her)... I only met her (or him) one." He said this about Jeffrey Epstein and others, including Stormy Daniels, yet photographs prove he is lying. He is always lying. He is a pathological liar. But it also seems, at least according to Robert Hare's famous checklist of psychopathy, that Trump is a sociopath of the highest degree. He checks all the boxes.
The GOP needs to come up with a better candidate; one who loves this nation instead of grifting off its citizens. A man who promises to be a dictator and wage vengeance on his enemies and pardon people who are in prison for trying to overthrow our republic is hardly presidential.